Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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