I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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