You just made me feel so damn special
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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