you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Mom said you looked used
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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