So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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