shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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