that's an acceptable place to lick
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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