girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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