He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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