She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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