All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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