I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize