All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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