Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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