so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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