I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
