Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just had sex on a roof
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
