pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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