This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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