Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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