I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Randomize
