I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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