I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he was CRYING into my vagina
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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