Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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