There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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