this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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