We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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