So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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