we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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