I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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