Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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