Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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