North Korea, Best Korea!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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