sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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