This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize