Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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