I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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