Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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