There is no way he is gay with that hair.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Randomize
