So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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