Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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