Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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