I can tuck mytits in my pants
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He shit in the fireplace
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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