id be glad to
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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