you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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