Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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