talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
