you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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