kristin has been a bad kristin
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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