i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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