Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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