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(912): View more from Georgia

then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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(810): View more from Michigan

Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs

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(647): View more from Ontario

there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.

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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.

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(303): View more from Colorado

please don't ironically join a cult

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