Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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